Just like last month, we have gathered the weirdest and wildest tweets from Crypto Twitter for the month of March 2019. Hope you’re ready!

‘Short the Bankers,’ They Said

Don’t trust. Verify.

Bank fines since 2008: $243B

Crypto market cap: $134B

Which one is used for illegal activities again?

— Dan Held (@danheld) March 10, 2019

Some Useful Reminders

Put Bitcoin (BTC) in your Top 8.

The ignorant critics will come up with any possible analogy to attack Bitcoin.

Let me remind you

Bitcoin is not:
– Myspace of crypto/blockchain
– Tulip mania
– Pyramid
– “Too expensive”
– “For criminals”
– Environmental disaster
– Scaling disaster
– Gambling

— Misir Mahmudov (@misir_mahmudov) March 12, 2019

– Drug wars haven’t made a dent.
– The Pirate Bay is still up.
– Bittorrent is still up.

How on Earth do people think someone can stop bitcoin?

— Dan Held (@danheld) March 17, 2019

#BiNanceBoin

Oh — now we get it!

sorry for being an uninformed af pleb but does anyone know what does the second B in $BNB stand for?

BiNanceBoin?

— starbust (@inversebrah) March 12, 2019

Central Bank Magic

Fire up the printing press!

As a central bank, we can create money out of thin air! https://t.co/miawZ6h37m

— Kikonidas (@Kikonidas85) March 13, 2019

I hate to break it to you but Bitcoin will never replace central banks. If Bitcoin ever became significant enough as an alternative currency, central banks would still exist to implement monetary policy for the national currencies.

— Larry Cermak (@lawmaster) March 24, 2019

Shut up, Meg!

“You guys always act like you’re better than me” #fiat #bitcoin #Litecoin #dogecoin pic.twitter.com/E2sHSNCOYo

— CryptoPappy (@Crypto_Pappy) March 8, 2019

Dem Gainz, Though!

How crazy are cryptocurrency returns, really?

Peter Thiel invested $500,000 into FB for a 10.2% stake in 2004.

In 2012, Peter cashed out over $1bil worth of FB shares resulting in a ~200,000% ROI.

Crypto returns are only absurd to retail investors because they aren’t normally able to fund early-stage ventures.

— Anthony Sassano | sassal.eth (@sassal0x) March 21, 2019

Proof-of-Shill

“We have lots of Twitter followers.”

Current crypto narratives…

ETH: We are finance
BTC: We are gold
XRP: We are banks
LTC: We are faster Bitcoin
EOS: We are DAUs
BCH: We are fatter Bitcoin
USDT: We are not fiat
TRX: We have lots of Twitter followers
XTZ: We are governance
NEO: We once were

— Eric Conner (@econoar) March 22, 2019

April Fools’

Whose side are you on?

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1112581840630484993

Bitcoin’s Got The Moves

The prize for the best video of the month is awarded to:

Here’s the intro that got my video blocked.

It’s the video THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE! pic.twitter.com/TIwaEAdX8X

— ₿it₿oy (@Bitboy_Crypto) March 27, 2019

Try Again, CoinTelegraph

#sorrynotsorry

Oh my, what a wonderful opportunity. I get to join the big names such as “Mati Greenspan” by making a video on the market THIS WEEK for the prestigious publication Cointelegraph! This might be my big break. Thank you God for this opportunity.

(ps. Hell no, get fucked) pic.twitter.com/2OxunOEUeC

— KING CO฿IE (@CryptoCobain) March 28, 2019

Wise Up!

You’re telling us there are scams in the cryptocurrency space?

I’m as disturbed by crypto relativism as I am by crypto maximalism

Not all blockchains are positive for the world. Some projects in this space are scams. Many tokens exist solely to enrich the few. Not all founders operate in good faith

Who are we if we fail to recognize this?

— Ryan Sean Adams – rsa.eth (@RyanSAdams) March 20, 2019

Want more juicy tweets from Crypto Twitter? Besides the usual news coverage, we regularly retweet The Best of Crypto Twitter on our account — so make sure to follow us! See you next month for April’s selection! 

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